I watched the episode of Criminal Minds where Reid tells the light bulb joke to the criminal justice students and thought of this.
And I heart Garcia. She's my hero.
--------------- "Oh, I have a joke!" -Reid "...please, don't..." -Rossi *ignores* "How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the light bulb and one to observe how the light bulb symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of Cosmic Nothingness." *giggles to self* -Reid "..." -Students "You know, b-because..." *clears throat* -Reid
"...why do they send you to help recruit students?" -Rossi "I...I don't know..." -Reid ---------------
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There is no meaning in our world And no meaning in us who live there We, meaningless, think of the world Although knowing that there is no meaning there Is even meaningless itself
I LOL'd...at work. It's otherwise dead silent in here.
-- Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape. There is no problem the human mind cannot solve or create. Step One is learning the ropes. Step Two is chewing through them.
How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They hold onto the bulb and the world revolves around them.
How many passive-aggressive martyr wannabes does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They prefer to sit in the dark.
How many subscribers to Occam's Razor does it take to change a lightbulb? One.
-- Rules are like paperclips: meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape. There is no problem the human mind cannot solve or create. Step One is learning the ropes. Step Two is chewing through them.
-- Work is the curse of the drinking class - Oscar Wilde (Wittiest man ever <3) WHAT HO, GOOD CHAP! BALLY GOOD DAY ISN'T IT?! AHWELL TOODLE PIP, CHEERIO AND WHATNOT! Communism: It's better than fascism AND THAT'S IT'S SLOGAN
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The only excuse for making something useful is that you do not admire it. The only excuse for making something useless is that it is admired intensely. All art is quite useless.
Even at my age, I still love really dumb jokes. At my work, it is actually still standard for someone to say 'You know what?' and the answer to be 'Chicken Butt!'
My co-worker told me a joke that was so stupid but I laughed all the time 'What did you toilet say to the sink? Answer- 'I'm really tired of all this shit.' XD So dumb...lol
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There is no meaning in our world
And no meaning in us who live there
We, meaningless, think of the world
Although knowing that there is no meaning there
Is even meaningless itself
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~Go check them out! All the cool kids are doing it.~
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I got more.
How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. They hold onto the bulb and the world revolves around them.
How many passive-aggressive martyr wannabes does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They prefer to sit in the dark.
How many subscribers to Occam's Razor does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
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Work is the curse of the drinking class - Oscar Wilde (Wittiest man ever <3)
WHAT HO, GOOD CHAP! BALLY GOOD DAY ISN'T IT?! AHWELL TOODLE PIP, CHEERIO AND WHATNOT!
Communism: It's better than fascism AND THAT'S IT'S SLOGAN
LOLOLOL
LOLOLOL
OMG. LOL. THAT'S LIKE, KRISTEN-STYLE JOKES. OMG.
AND REID LOOKS REALLY CUTE. LIKE, NEAR-CUTE. LIKE, OMG, CUTE. srsly.
Garcia <3
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The only excuse for making something useful is that you do not admire it. The only excuse for making something useless is that it is admired intensely. All art is quite useless.
My co-worker told me a joke that was so stupid but I laughed all the time 'What did you toilet say to the sink? Answer- 'I'm really tired of all this shit.' XD So dumb...lol
I hope you didn't get in trouble.
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~Go check them out! All the cool kids are doing it.~
I love light bulb jokes.
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~Go check them out! All the cool kids are doing it.~
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~Go check them out! All the cool kids are doing it.~
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